- Me: I cleaned my room. I did my homework. I did the laundry. I cooked dinner and washed your car.
- Parents: OMFG YOU LEFT A CUP ON THE TABLE! YOU NEED TO BE TRIED AT THE HAGUE! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Always reblog.
I will reblog this until the end. Always
This is actually the best thing I have ever seen.
Yes.
Oh dear lord almighty… That’s perfection ^

There is no “U” in Freedom.
There’s also no N, H, or S in america
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