narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via nbaum)